— Alex Turner (via tropicalrainstorm)
Having a social life is actually kind of fun.
Who would have thought?
On my way to my school’s Africa night. Excited. The boy I like is Nigerian so my friends have started calling me Chioma.. hopefully he won’t be there
I saw youuuuu.
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.